ALL ACTIVITIES ARE CANCELLED FOR WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 28, 2026 due to the closure of Kenston Local Schools.
We love enthusiasm. We admire dedication. But we do not love sliding into the parking lot like a low-budget action movie stunt. When schools close and roads sparkle with menace, it’s our cue to hit pause.
So please stay home, stay cozy, and resist the urge to “just check if it’s bad out there.” It is. We checked. Our dignity remains intact.
Activities will resume when:
• Roads stop auditioning for Olympic ice events
• Schools reopen their doors
• Fingers no longer freeze mid-text
Until then, enjoy an extra layer of blankets, hot drinks of questionable strength, and the smug comfort of knowing this decision was made in the name of safety and common sense.
Stay warm. Stay upright. We’ll see you when the weather calms down and the roads remember their job. 🥶✨
